Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[featherhead007]

That's not a thing.

 

[notabitail]

Mugs Monday.
Agathae the Cream Legbar, In Albis' partner in the crime of sneaking off and stealing my lunch.

 

[featherhead007]

I must gain access to the coop. Problem is that Coco is in there laying her egg. Xzit will probably be next to go inside and I don’t bother them when they are laying eggs. I use to do that, but I don’t anymore because it’s hard enough to get eggs from them anyways.
Here’s an old pic of Xzit laying an egg:

 

[notabitail]

Two-fer Tuesday.
Four chickens piled by my door waiting for me to bring my lunch over to the office. They are in groups of two so it counts.

 

[notabitail]

Two-fer Tuesday.
Four chickens piled by my door waiting for me to bring my lunch over to the office. They are in groups of two so it counts.
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Two-fer Tuesday.
Thirsty Thursday.
"We thirst for thy food, Big Rooster, and we will take it without your permission. Dost thou want to do this the hard way, or shalt thou choose the easy way and give it to us immediately?"

 

[featherhead007]

Two-fer Tuesday.
Four chickens piled by my door waiting for me to bring my lunch over to the office. They are in groups of two so it counts.
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See that photo bombshell in the background?

 

[notabitail]

See that photo bombshell in the background?

I do see Felicitas back there.

 

[RoyalChick]

Mugs Monday.
Agathae the Cream Legbar, In Albis' partner in the crime of sneaking off and stealing my lunch.
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You are confusing me again.

 

[RoyalChick]

I just brought a knife to a gun fight.
Gardening gloves were totally inadequate.
And how does she manage to peck my left and right hands simultaneously?
Tomorrow I need to break out the long leather gauntlets.
Meanwhile, I have beaten a tactical retreat to the safety of the garage.

 

[notabitail]

You are confusing me again.

*in robotic voice* Today is Thursday, August 8th, two-thousand twenty-four.