Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[Marie2020]

I wasn’t going to mention your mustache, but now that you mentioned it, maybe a salon waxing might help?

For my chin as well
But I might decide to grow a goatie

 

[featherhead007]

When I was married, I saw this thing on tv that did body hair removal. I bought it for the wife, it was painfully obvious that I made a mistake. The thing pulled hair out by the roots and was painful to use. I didn’t know.
Every time I try to do something nice it backfires on me!

 

[featherhead007]

It sure is princess is about to have a meal with it soon.
It keeps the pesky slugs of the food.

I don’t think Princess would look good sporting a black mustache!

 

[featherhead007]

For my chin as well
But I might decide to grow a goatie

I tried growing one, but my friends teased me about it saying “baa, baa, neyyy!

 

[Marie2020]

I don’t think Princess would look good sporting a black mustache!

She'd still be drop dead gorgeous

 

[featherhead007]

Coco is being coy this morning: she doesn’t like having her picture taken:

 

[featherhead007]

Hey @BY Bob can you put a black mustache on Marie’s Princess for us?

 

[featherhead007]

I’m sorry notabitail , that I didn’t wake you up earlier for all these jokes. I thought it was a good idea to let you sleep in today.

 

[Marie2020]

Hey @BY Bob can you put a black mustache on Marie’s Princess for us?

I give up

 

[Ponypoor]

Chickens

It’s also a sad fact that 50% of said chicks will be…..

Like Rosario here