Official Squatch Watchers

[Redhead Rae]

Good morning everyone!

I'm finally feeling almost human again. I actually was able to make dinner last night. It was SOOO good (pasta and meat sauce - Mmmm). I just have a stuffy nose today and DH let me sleep for 2 hours past when the Milk Drinker woke up, which was really nice because I was awake from 4:30am (when my SIL knocked something over and woke me up) until about 6.

I'm getting really excited about getting a bunch of new chickies! My Blue Cochins might be coming next week and I'm going to set up the incubator today and get it running so I can set my Cornish eggs tomorrow or Thursday! I think I'm going set 12 eggs in the incubator. I'm going to take however many eggs the Cornish give me and fill out the rest with some barnyard mix eggs. Since this is my first round in my staggered hatches, I don't want to risk ending up with a lonely chick. After this, I'll probably only set eggs I want to hatch since I'll have other chicks to place the new babies with.

 

[pitbullmomma]

Watch the tatering language.... we don't want MODS called and we have RUBY here too.

Why? "Cathartic" isn't a dirty word.

Oh, that? Hmmphh. According to Miriam-Webster, there are plenty of private eye, excellent-zombie-show-and- tearjerker-saga-spoilering, malicious people out there.



Definition of dick
[by shortening & alteration]
: 2detective

• Sam Spade not only became the model for later dicks but also provided Hollywood with the classic private-eye film.
• —Charles Nicol

 

[apryl29]

Pantry. It's the only room that is kept at a steady temperature AND the only room the animals *aren't allowed* in..... I learned last night that SOMETIMES the DH would let his *battle buddies* in the room with him while he dressed for work. (Pantry is currently half pantry and half his military dressing room). That tatering tater stops NOW.

PS. The animals are his *battle buddies*... does that make me the Commander or the Enemy?!?!?

::: don't answer that........ :::

I was a little confused when you said 'battle buddies' and assumed it was a military thing and that it wasn't odd b/c they generally live in pretty close quarters, except the getting dressed in the pantry part. Glad you cleared that up. And holy hell how big is your pantry?!

TMI I do my farm chores in pj pants and sans bra all the time.

I picture you wearing cut ham bone pieces like a trophy necklace.

Complete with teeth marks on the bone!

OK, I know it's poor netiquette to respond to your own post. However--

I just found this, and it is perhaps the funniest and most messed up thing I have ever seen. Holy crap. Pure freakiness gold, up there with that Mikey Bustos balut video. Enjoy!

It's borderline NSFR (Not Safe For Ruby). Maybe.

Oh, and good mornin', peeps!


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Since when do we care about nettiquete? We're all totally double texters. But yeah... that song is a no.

Not sure if mailing more through UPS or Fedex would make it cheaper....

Did you check USPS?

I used to be 42EE! Gave me bad back aches. So glad i was able to have surgery.

I have a friend who is pretty big and she wants surgery but they said no... I'm hoping she can get it some day, her back has been killing her since we were kids. I don't get how women will go get implants to make it look like they have watermelons stuck on their chest. SMH

Good morning everyone!

I'm finally feeling almost human again. I actually was able to make dinner last night. It was SOOO good (pasta and meat sauce - Mmmm). I just have a stuffy nose today and DH let me sleep for 2 hours past when the Milk Drinker woke up, which was really nice because I was awake from 4:30am (when my SIL knocked something over and woke me up) until about 6.

I'm getting really excited about getting a bunch of new chickies! My Blue Cochins might be coming next week and I'm going to set up the incubator today and get it running so I can set my Cornish eggs tomorrow or Thursday! I think I'm going set 12 eggs in the incubator. I'm going to take however many eggs the Cornish give me and fill out the rest with some barnyard mix eggs. Since this is my first round in my staggered hatches, I don't want to risk ending up with a lonely chick. After this, I'll probably only set eggs I want to hatch since I'll have other chicks to place the new babies with.

Glad you're feeling better.
Are you just doing one incubator this time? I hope all your babies make it ok. We'll all cross our fingers for warm weather along the delivery route.

 

[apryl29]

Watch the tatering language.... we don't want MODS called and we have RUBY here too.

Why? "Cathartic" isn't a dirty word.

Oh, that? Hmmphh. According to Miriam-Webster, there are plenty of private eye, excellent-zombie-show-and- tearjerker-saga-spoilering, malicious people out there.



Definition of dick
[by shortening & alteration]
: 2detective

• Sam Spade not only became the model for later dicks but also provided Hollywood with the classic private-eye film.
• —Charles Nicol

How about, just to keep things pg... instead of d*ck.. we say dicTATER.

 

[apryl29]

Ugh.. so the place we were looking at in Ocean city was a deceiving post. It was listed as a house with 2 units for $X/ day... BUT it was actually 2 SEPARATE units for $X / day, but only rented out a week at a time. Not what we were looking for at all. I emailed the hotel about switching to a double... After all this crap they better be going. (From what I understand they get to go to Nationals as long as they compete at the regional so it's pretty certain that we're going.

 

[pitbullmomma]

If I lived close -we could ask for a group rate.
No shame.
You just keep talking til they get up and open the door.

Hahahaha....you got that right sister. I'm way overdue for a tune-up, lol.

 

[pitbullmomma]

How about, just to keep things pg... instead of d*ck.. we say dicTATER.

That is SHEER GENIUS. I love it.

 

[Suzi18]

Yes, Precious. Perhaps you can make a Ham Woman Suit out of it, or something.

(Go 'head, slap away. I'm gonna go watch Silence of the Lambs now for the 40th time, and just get it out of my system).

By the way Senator....love the suit

 

[Redhead Rae]

EW, EW, EW, EWWWWWWWW!

A couple minutes ago, I caught two cupped handfuls of toddler puke! The Milk Drinker was on my lap eating lunch and took an overly large bite. He worked on it for about a minute before he gagged on it. I caught all but a quarter sized dallop that got on my leg. Yay me!

:whisper: EWWWWWWWWWW! :shudder:

 

[Kiki]

PLEASE, no This Is Us spoilers!!!!! I still haven’t watched it yet. I have to wait until tomorrow.

What is This Is Us...I have not heard of it.
Is it on cable tv?