Will you please stop posting inappropriate content.. this is a family site. So based on the super thing slices... your jamon will last you about 13 years?
Ok.. but think about this.. if she found out how much they were, would she be like WHY????? would you spend so much $$ on pajamas?!!!!!! If so, I'd reconsider. Personally, I hate getting gifts from people. I know other people love getting gifts, no matter what they are. I wonder, does she have an Amazon account where she has a wishlist? Do not even consider getting her something like a salon gift certificate, UNLESS it's specifically for a massage or mani/pedi. Don't buy her something that she could easily get herself.. but maybe something that she'd reconsider b/c she doesn't want to spend that much on herself or something frivolous. NOTHING for the house/ car. I 2nd Kiki's point about long sleeved pjs, unless she's recently complained about being cold at night and she doesn't have a warmer set of pjs. If all else fails, take her out for a nice dinner and give her a card w/ $50 in it and tell her to buy whatever she wants, as long as it's something for her.
& you don't have to feed the pjs!
If I'm paying $70 for pjs they better be tailored.
I'm soooo the same about flowers. Cut flowers/ bouquets are the biggest waste ever. My ex got hurt at work and was off work for MONTHS & we were barely scraping by. On our anniversary he had my mom take him to steak & shake to get me lunch (b/c he couldn't drive) then he spent $50 we didn't have to buy me a bouquet of roses & he brought it all to my work. I had to pretend I was happy and excited when I was seething. We couldn't afford that crap and it was a stupid waste. It wasn't cute or romantic. It still pisses me off that he could be so freakin' stupid.
Oooo that's a good topic. What's the most you spent on something completely ridiculous.
A couple years back I balked as I bought my parents and myself computers to the tune of $800.. that's the most I've spent on something I couldn't live in or drive. My most ridiculous item is a $250 calculator. I went to school for engineering so it's not that strange to us people.
And I would estimate I have at least $5000 in scrapbooking supplies (machines, dies, paper, etc).
I do own a $3000 tv, but it was my brother's, he gave it to me when he moved.
This is a great idea.

That's for the 2nd one. It's one thing for her to say she wants them and you to say You're free to do as you please.. it's totally another for you to hand her a wad of cash and say Go get your boobs done.
Have you tried putting a hot water bottle in his crib to warm it up a bit before putting him in? Going from your warm lap to a cold bed might be waking him.