Official Squatch Watchers

No offense, but I won't let any of you guys near my chickens... you can look at them from afar, but I'm not risking any disease transfer. I will, however, gift any visitors a rooster of my choosing.

But, but.....what if I left all my chickens at home, and bougt all new clothes and shoes for the ride? And bought a new car? And brought my own footbath, lol?!!

And yeah, no thanks. I don't even want my OWN rooster half the time. (Especially when he gets a wild feather up his arse, and starts crowing at 2AM, for no apparent reason.)
 
I think it boils down to the guy needs to know his woman and what she likes.
Money.. & peace and quiet.
I would have been thrilled if a guy ever gave me some $$ and said I'm taking the kids for the day. You don't need to cook or clean or anything. Then actually did it, AND cleaned some stuff. I'm not talking spotlessly clean, I'm saying just tidied up a bit.. maybe do the laundry. But then again I've been divorced for 11 years and pretty much doing everything alone (not counting the years before where I was still doing everything alone) so I'd probably kill for any kind of help at this point.
 
But, but.....what if I left all my chickens at home, and bougt all new clothes and shoes for the ride? And bought a new car? And brought my own footbath, lol?!!

And yeah, no thanks. I don't even want my OWN rooster half the time. (Especially when he gets a wild feather up his arse, and starts crowing at 2AM, for no apparent reason.)
Wouldn't a hazmat suit be easier?
Ughh. If I talk my stupid boys crow. Like they're competing for dominance. Men.
 
Wouldn't a hazmat suit be easier?
Ughh. If I talk my stupid boys crow. Like they're competing for dominance. Men.
my turkeys gobble if I talk... rather deafening in the coop w/5 toms all gobbling at the same time... down to 3 now but still too noisy
 
Money.. & peace and quiet.
I would have been thrilled if a guy ever gave me some $$ and said I'm taking the kids for the day. You don't need to cook or clean or anything. Then actually did it, AND cleaned some stuff. I'm not talking spotlessly clean, I'm saying just tidied up a bit.. maybe do the laundry. But then again I've been divorced for 11 years and pretty much doing everything alone (not counting the years before where I was still doing everything alone) so I'd probably kill for any kind of help at this point.
Mine does the groceries, cooking, loads and unloads dishwasher and washes own clothes! No, you can't have him!
 

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