Official Squatch Watchers

[staceyj]

So sorry prayers for you and yours

Thanks Misty!

 

[staceyj]

lawn mowers are a tool, and sometimes even a murder weapon, to the little things that accidentally get cut down just for being there.

So there you go! I was correct!

 

[staceyj]

I have always admired your way with words

Hilarious. Wonder how long it’ll be before somebody flags it!

 

[staceyj]

Hilarious. Wonder how long it’ll be before somebody flags it!

Wait not you! @Chickassan !

 

[CSAchook]

Thank you, I think I was a poet in a past life.

*cough* DirtyLimericks *cough*

 

[TexasSam]

I’d cut the grass, (but not weed whack) while mine is gone , but #1 I don’t know how to start it and
#2 his # 1 rule is I’m not allowed to touch his tools.
Doesn’t a lawn mower count as a tool?

No

 

[TexasSam]

No

I always cut the grass or the boys do

 

[TexasSam]

It’s so dam hot my girls pretty much stopped laying. Down to three eggs a day. I refuse to buy eggs. Someone send me some
110 tomorrow

 

[staceyj]

No

Sorry Sammy. The girls already said it is a tool.

No seriously. It’s “new” which means it’s two years old. That’s new to him.
Our last lawnmower lasted 16 years.
This one is the kind that pulls you along.
He told me I can’t use it.
Although I did back when he was sick. But I had to go to Home Depot first and get a guy to show me step by step how to start it up so I didn’t do something to break it.
Still it turned out that I didn’t activate the feature that pulls it along and almost fainted from heat stroke before I was done. That thing weighs a ton.
I asked my daughter to ask the boys she works with if anybody wants to make 50 bucks before DH gets off the plane Sunday afternoon.
All I want is the front cut.

 

[TexasSam]

Sorry Sammy. The girls already said it is a tool.

No seriously. It’s “new” which means it’s two years old. That’s new to him.
Our last lawnmower lasted 16 years.
This one is the kind that pulls you along.
He told me I can’t use it.
Although I did back when he was sick. But I had to go to Home Depot first and get a guy to show me step by step how to start it up so I didn’t do something to break it.
Still it turned out that I didn’t activate the feature that pulls it along and almost fainted from heat stroke before I was done. That thing weighs a ton.
I asked my daughter to ask the boys she works with if anybody wants to make 50 bucks before DH gets off the plane Sunday afternoon.
All I want is the front cut.

It’s yard equipment