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[WVduckchick]

For those of you outside of NJ who never heard of pork roll, this is what it looks like:

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It's one of those Jersey things. I think it's made of pig scrotums, tails, toenails, and brains, or something like that. I've seen a similar item called Taylor Ham in other parts of the country. But it's different in some way. I don't know how. They had Taylor Ham when I lived in MI, but no pork roll.

Looks like fried bologna to me

 

[pitbullmomma]

Thank you, thank you, thank you, for the huge belly laugh

You're welcome! It was SO FREAKIN GROSS. I just took my second shower of the day, and am fairly certain I don't have any random barf particles dangling off me. I sprayed myself liberally with Bath and Body Works peach spray. And only now do I feel somewhat human!

 

[pitbullmomma]

Looks like fried bologna to me

It's not. It's totally different. Like, thicker and harder.

It's kinda similar to Canadian Bacon, but there is a difference, I never really knew what though.

 

[TexasSam]

Hello hello

 

[FlyingNunFarm]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/articl..._pork_roll_vs_taylor_ham_battle_divide_nj.amp

 

[FlyingNunFarm]

Larry Olmsted of USA Today has described the taste of the meat as "a cross between Canadian bacon and bacon, less hammy and smoky than Canadian, fattier and saltier than bacon, with a unique texture, both crispy and slightly mushy."[7]

From Wikipedia

 

[Chickassan]

Ok I kept the box...i'm a hoarder.

 

[WVduckchick]

Y’all, I have a tater of a drake.

I went outside earlier, always count my ducks when they are out and about. Everyone was there. Then I was in the chicken coops and a couple roosters alerted. They do this sometimes when the ducks do their flight exercises across the yard. So I go running out checking if that’s all it was. One of my duck hens was across the yard, and came waddling quickly back to the others. I count, and am missing one. Frantically figure out which one it is, my pastel drake Bonkers. He has been known to fly over the fence and can’t figure out how to come back. The girls were calling to him, still he didn’t come.

So I head out looking where he normally ends up. Not there. The south side of my yard is fenced, and the back, but the front and north side of the house are not fenced. So I go around, and he is way out beyond the house, out in the front yard by my flag pole. You Taterhead! I clapped my hands at him and called his name. He finally spotted me and came waddling toward me. Finally got him back thru the gate to his quacking girls. Taterhead.

 

[CapricornFarm]

The Milk Drinker's fever broke but he is still feeling bad. Thankfully, he only puked once.

Good news! Poor little guy! Hope he recovers quickly.

 

[CapricornFarm]

Caught another snake eating eggs in the run. I am not a happy camper. I relocate them, but i am going to worry that it's going to escape. However, i already went to town today and i am tired, cranky and i have not had supper yet. Stupid king snakes.