Official Squatch Watchers

[ronott1]

Yes, it was scratching my boobie so not thinking I just jerked it out and chucked it. I thought one lady was going to pass out.

 

[Chickassan]

My husband was mortified, i'm actually pretty proud of that.

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[21hens-incharge]

Yes, it was scratching my boobie so not thinking I just jerked it out and chucked it. I thought one lady was going to pass out.

Now THAT is freaking priceless!!
I wonder if she thought you had a weird maggot issue.

 

[rjohns39]

Yes, it was scratching my boobie so not thinking I just jerked it out and chucked it. I thought one lady was going to pass out.

 

[CapricornFarm]

I have spent the better part of the morning with a little chicken turd on my shoulder....I did not know that!

I had a quail turd on the sofa last
night. Was working on this...

Poor thing, she prolapsed too. Seems ok this morning but i am not done yet . The stuff must be solid because all i could get out was blood.

 

[WVduckchick]

The weirdest thing happened yesterday. I had to go to one of our branches to replace a piece of equipment that failed. That happens.. but when I get there in our server area is a cable modem and wireless access point that doesn't belong to us, and no one knows where it came from. We asked the people who work there and none of them remember anyone coming to put it in. We have no idea how long it's been there, but it wasn't there in January. So either their former branch manager who left in May forgot to tell anyone, or someone from the township came in while we were closed and had it installed. Even our director doesn't know anything about it. I've never had equipment magically appear. And they took it upon themselves to plug their stuff into our UPS (battery back-up) w/o asking.
If only someone would leave us a big bag of $$ instead.

Did you turn it off? You'll find out who's using it when they can't.

Try pulling a mealworm out of your bra at the DMV, that is a HOOT!

BWAHAHAHA Gold star post of the day!!

 

[CapricornFarm]

poo on the shoulder and eggs in my pocket is a regular thing along with pine shaving in my hair....and chicken dander on my pants.

I have to give myself a once over before leaving the house. People think you are weird when you pull an egg out of your shirt pocket....

Just tell them you do magic tricks.

 

[Chickassan]

I didn't help things, after I saw the terror I blurted out "its just a breakfast escapee!" Lady got her purse and sat outside. Hubs says " you could have put chicken in front of breakfast ya know."

Now THAT is freaking priceless!!
I wonder if she thought you had a weird maggot issue.

 

[Redhead Rae]

I didn't help things, after I saw the terror I blurted out "its just a breakfast escapee!" Lady got her purse and sat outside. Hubs says " you could have put chicken in front of breakfast ya know."

 

[21hens-incharge]

I didn't help things, after I saw the terror I blurted out "its just a breakfast escapee!" Lady got her purse and sat outside. Hubs says " you could have put chicken in front of breakfast ya know."

He's nuts! That would have taken the fun out of it!