Official Squatch Watchers

[staceyj]

CAPPY, tell me where it is.
@CapricornFarm

 

[pitbullmomma]

Good afternoon! @staceyj Yay you're alive and have all your comforts back! @pitbullmomma What in the heck did I just watch? I'm still sick, and for whatever reason I bought a Roxy chicken "the speckled one" and baby chick i'm still a child and I wanted a stuffed chicken. I'm about to start throwing rocks at hubs, he is extra annoying at the moment.

@Chickassan Hahahahahaha......the guy's face at 1:41!!!!!!! (la la la, I'm just sitting on the toilet reading my Cologuard brochure, too funny). And the part where the sign flashes "No actual stool was used in the making of this video"......

I'm sorry. I am just immature. I can't help it, Beavis. That's why we get along so well!!!

Now get back to your cough syrup.

 

[pitbullmomma]

As I was checking pelvic bones on the cuckoo marans one of them would sort of do that. Lift her butt up in the air and wiggle a little. Thank goodness nothing came flying out at me. But it reminded me of a cat in heat. She's the only one I've seen do that.

Yes!! That's what it looked like, a cat in heat. She was sticking her vent all up in my grill (and it was kinda horrifying). Not only that, but this is a hen who really does NOT like me. She doesn't hate me like Evil Pippins (who tried to peck my eye out), but she is not friendly at all and will only go near me if I have a hand full of scratch.

But that day, I dunno....she was in a mood, I guess <cue the Barry White music>!

 

[staceyj]

I just want to say you guys are the best.
Thanks for caring about me and also for the warm welcome back.
I’m grateful for your friendship!

I have been working in the yard from 6:50 am til the heat woops me and I’m so tired!
How Cappy does all that she does in a day is a mystery to me.

DH is gonna be like this when he gets home tonight:
I got so much accomplished.

Also WHY AM I NOT SKINNY YET FROM ALL THIS WORK? Huh? Huh?
I have been bustin my taterin’tookus!

And... I am SO angry at Cooper even though he’s a cutie pie.
While I was taking my very quick shower, the cat pushed the bathroom door open and let Cooper out. He grabbed my clean clothes off the bed and ripped up my favorite life is good T-shirt
AND tore apart my almost brand new OOFOS recovery flip flops that I wear for my plantar Fasciitis

All this just in the time to rinse out my short hair!!!

They are Both in time out.

 

[ronott1]

I just want to say you guys are the best.
Thanks for caring about me and also for the warm welcome back.
I’m grateful for your friendship!

I have been working in the yard from 6:50 am til the heat woops me and I’m so tired!
How Cappy does all that she does in a day is a mystery to me.

DH is gonna be like this when he gets home tonight:
I got so much accomplished.

Also WHY AM I NOT SKINNY YET FROM ALL THIS WORK? Huh? Huh?
I have been bustin my taterin’tookus!

And... I am SO angry at Cooper even though he’s a cutie pie.
While I was taking my very quick shower, the cat pushed the bathroom door open and let Cooper out. He grabbed my clean clothes off the bed and ripped up my favorite life is good T-shirt
AND tore apart my almost brand new OOFOS recovery flip flops that I wear for my plantar Fasciitis

All this just in the time to rinse out my short hair!!!

They are Both in time out.

Good job on the work!

Usually we eat more to compensate for the extra work we do. It is a problem!

 

[apryl29]

@FlyingNunFarm Saw there was/is a tornado warning up your ways... Are you and your birds all ok?

 

[staceyj]

Good job on the work!

Usually we eat more to compensate for the extra work we do. It is a problem!

I’m not eating more because none of it is stuff I like! it’s all “hurricane food”!


I did make a delicious marinated pork tenderloin and a pan of awesome homemade au’gratin potatoes on the grill the other night tho-

.....In sideways rain and 40 mph wind .....so for that I am proud.

*(Back story) Au'gratin potatoes was one of the few things my mother could nail every single time! She was not known for being a great cook. So whenever things get bad my sisters and I make au gratin potatoes to channel mom’s spirit.
It’s a family thing...lol.

 

[FlyingNunFarm]

@FlyingNunFarm Saw there was/is a tornado warning up your ways... Are you and your birds all ok?

I wasn’t home of course but all at the new house is fine. It’s sunny now. The old house was closer to being run over by the storm so I’m going to drive by there on my way to work.
The warning came and I checked the radar. The storm had already gone past it seemed. Though I did have a vision of Taterhead flying by cackling like the wicked witch of the west.

 

[Chickassan]

Do you always have a pile of rocks ready to toss at hubs?

Well yeah! I thought everybody had a pile of stfu rocks?

 

[pitbullmomma]

I just want to say you guys are the best.
Thanks for caring about me and also for the warm welcome back.
I’m grateful for your friendship!

I have been working in the yard from 6:50 am til the heat woops me and I’m so tired!
How Cappy does all that she does in a day is a mystery to me.

DH is gonna be like this when he gets home tonight:
I got so much accomplished.

Also WHY AM I NOT SKINNY YET FROM ALL THIS WORK? Huh? Huh?
I have been bustin my taterin’tookus!

And... I am SO angry at Cooper even though he’s a cutie pie.
While I was taking my very quick shower, the cat pushed the bathroom door open and let Cooper out. He grabbed my clean clothes off the bed and ripped up my favorite life is good T-shirt
AND tore apart my almost brand new OOFOS recovery flip flops that I wear for my plantar Fasciitis

All this just in the time to rinse out my short hair!!!

They are Both in time out.

I just want to say you guys are the best.
Thanks for caring about me and also for the warm welcome back.
I’m grateful for your friendship!

I have been working in the yard from 6:50 am til the heat woops me and I’m so tired!
How Cappy does all that she does in a day is a mystery to me.

DH is gonna be like this when he gets home tonight:
I got so much accomplished.

Also WHY AM I NOT SKINNY YET FROM ALL THIS WORK? Huh? Huh?
I have been bustin my taterin’tookus!

And... I am SO angry at Cooper even though he’s a cutie pie.
While I was taking my very quick shower, the cat pushed the bathroom door open and let Cooper out. He grabbed my clean clothes off the bed and ripped up my favorite life is good T-shirt
AND tore apart my almost brand new OOFOS recovery flip flops that I wear for my plantar Fasciitis

All this just in the time to rinse out my short hair!!!

They are Both in time out.

Well, we love you!!!! And we're very glad you're back, cuz, ya know, you're awesome.....

Don't compare yourself to Cappy, she's a machine, the Bob Vila of Chickendom! (or Chicken Martha).

Cooper is a bad boy. A very bad boy. Dogs. They destroy everything! But you still gotta love em.

Bucco eats money. And only big bills, like 20's. Anything made of paper, all three of them will tear to shreds! I can't tell ya how many times I've brought totally-scotch-taped-together bills to the store!