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Good morning!
I'm starting it off nicely I've already used two phrases not native to my normally pleasant vocabulary.
1. I wouldn't have to lock you up if you didn't find bald women so dang sexy.
2. It must be nice to be too good for cereal.
Number 2 had a follow up but it can't be written, was an early morning answer to "well what am I supposed to eat then?"
Anyone with any sense knows you don't morning sass me, I'm not awake and tending to everyone because it thrills me to do so and I'm liable to smack you.


Oh Henny I don't worry about what those people think about me.
They're ridiculous.;)
getaclue said:
Don't sweat it, and be yourself. They sound a bit like one of my best friends, when I was a young adult. She was an Italian from New Jersey. Everything in, said, done, or from New Jersey was so much better than anything here. People from the South, are rednecks. She didn't run me down personally much for being a Floridian, because we were friends, and the area we lived in was full of transplants from up North.

She had been here about 6 months, when her best friends from New Jersey came to visit. One night, we were all out on the town. Instead of enjoying the difference of being in a different area, most comments were about how much better things were in New Jersey. After awhile, they began to mildly rag on me. Finally, I had enough.

I looked at all 3 of them, and told them that we left the US when I was 12 years old. Since that time, I had lived for at least a year, sometimes longer, in every continent on the planet. I had been educated in some fine private schools, or by private tutors. I had learned to read, write, and speak several languages fluently. When vacationing, I would come back to the US for at least 2 continuous months a year. Over the years, I had spent time in quite a few states, here in the US. While I may not be much in their opinion, all they had going for them was being from New Jersey. Really? It got a bit quiet. Now, let me show you some Southern Hospitality, and I ordered 2 rounds of drinks on my tab.
From then on, I was given total respect.

The following year, my friend went to visit them in New Jersey, then a few months later, they came to visit her. When the topic of how things were in New Jersey vs Florida, and my friend chimed in, the girls began laughing, and ratted her out. The whole time she was on vacation in New Jersey, she kept bragging about how everything was so much better in Florida.
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Kind of cool here too, it is bright and sunshiney though.
This time of year I kind of half wish I just had girls to deal with too.
I love the boys but that warm weather hump drive is brutal especially when they are young.
Seriously if I was a chicken I'd be a murderer by now, they can't even eat in peace.
Thought about putting pants on Jerry and a muzzle, that boy has way too much energy.
Fully expecting to find him dried up like a raisin one day.
21hens-incharge said:
Today I force the chickens to move. I am eliminating access to the big coop forcing the older gals to move in with the pullets. They have been mingling for almost a week now with very few arguments.

It is drizzling and chilly but rather nice out.
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Chickassan said:
Good morning!
I'm starting it off nicely I've already used two phrases not native to my normally pleasant vocabulary.
1. I wouldn't have to lock you up if you didn't find bald women so dang sexy.
2. It must be nice to be too good for cereal.
Number 2 had a follow up but it can't be written, was an early morning answer to "well what am I supposed to eat then?"
Anyone with any sense knows you don't morning sass me, I'm not awake and tending to everyone because it thrills me to do so and I'm liable to smack you.


Oh Henny I don't worry about what those people think about me.
They're ridiculous.;)
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:frow Good morning Chicky, have a great day
 
Good morning Bob!
I'm going to do my best but these people are the biggest whiners I've ever seen so its going to be challenging to put it lightly.
Their car got pulled in finally and the brake rotors are about as thin as a cracker drive shaft fell out somewhere before was towed.
It has one tire left that has maybe two inches of rubber on the far sides the middle looks like a racing slick
Never seen anything quite like it.:)
rjohns39 said:
:frow Good morning Chicky, have a great day
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Chickassan said:
Good morning!
I'm starting it off nicely I've already used two phrases not native to my normally pleasant vocabulary.
1. I wouldn't have to lock you up if you didn't find bald women so dang sexy.
2. It must be nice to be too good for cereal.
Number 2 had a follow up but it can't be written, was an early morning answer to "well what am I supposed to eat then?"
Anyone with any sense knows you don't morning sass me, I'm not awake and tending to everyone because it thrills me to do so and I'm liable to smack you.


Oh Henny I don't worry about what those people think about me.
They're ridiculous.;)
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Good morning Chicky 😊 Enjoy your Sunday
 
Chickassan said:
Good morning Bob!
I'm going to do my best but these people are the biggest whiners I've ever seen so its going to be challenging to put it lightly.
Their car got pulled in finally and the brake rotors are about as thin as a cracker drive shaft fell out somewhere before was towed.
It has one tire left that has maybe two inches of rubber on the far sides the middle looks like a racing slick
Never seen anything quite like it.:)
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Sounds like you will be stuck with them for awhile. 😱
 
staceyj said:
:frow@Redhead Rae and squatchers

Rae, if the food is lousy at the hospital have family bring you in something yummy today.

I’m hoping those transfusions really have a lasting impact on your energy.

Make sure you take it easy when you get home to minimize your bleeding.
Maybe someone could stop by the local library and bring you a giant tote bag of picture books so you can snuggle with t1 and t2 and read while nursing.
Letting t1 be in charge of picking the book and turning the pages of course because he’s the big brother....

I wish we all lived close, we could whip up a meal delivery schedule for you so you could be pampered and well fed for the next few weeks.

Bob would turn you into a liver-n-onion’s fan I’ll bet. :hugs
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@staceyj we are wondering where you are?
 

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