You must have been horrified! I was mostly joking about taking the ducks to the lake, but I think I will forget about that now. I'd be sitting on the beach bawling my eyes out. And probably scaring anyone that came down for a swim!
I can see the headlines now: 55 year old local man terrifies cottagers with howls of anguish.
I can see the headlines now: 55 year old local man terrifies cottagers with howls of anguish.