I think that's about perfect. Maybe add an axe in your other hand with some bird feathers glued to the end, just for good measure.Morning friends! Big day today...littlest has a basketball game...then we have to go get haircuts. And finally, the big date Haven't decided yet if I should play good cop or bad cop
Maybe I will go to the door with a bird in my hands, poop and mud on my clothes, and feathers in my hair That should take care of any future dates....
Wouldn't have worked if the date was me I'd be asking if I could hold the bird, haha. I got my first ducks when I was 14 and had parrots before then. I was already all about the birds at that age.
So one time, and this really happened, I was on the way back from a date with a guy I went to high school with. It was late at night and raining horribly and we're driving on this back road on the way back to my place and suddenly on the side of the road I somehow spot a chicken sitting there.