Fluffy Butt Friday

All my fluffy butts out and enjoying the nicer weather 💕

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Dear Aurora,
I think you know I am a HUGE FAN - and although I can never have a beard like yours, I consider you a role model.
I have heard my human servant talk about wanting more chickens. She often has fanciful ideas (like asking me to sit on her lap) so at first I just ignored it. But she has now said it several times and so I am getting worried.
What does she want with more chickens? Surely I am magnificent enough to make other chickens un-necessary? I enclose a recent picture so you can confirm that I am indeed magnificent.
Also, I still have my work cut out for me ensuring that I get the prime roost spot each night and I only have to battle dear Diana for that spot. I cannot contemplate needing to handle more than Diana. Honestly, it is exhausting just to think about!
I think I have to stop this whole idea before it gets out of hand. How can I get my servant thinking on more constructive lines like providing more treats instead of this more chickens nonsense?
Yours in complete awe of your achievements,
Bernadette

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Dear Queen-In-Waiting Bernadette,

As @Ponypoor pointed out in a letter to you, additional chickens may not necessarily be a bad thing! This could present opportunities. Yes, Diana is an experienced Queen but the presence of many small subjects running around getting into all sorts of trouble will be a distraction for her. Do not worry for yourself, this is a chance to hone your skills! They will provide plenty of easy body-checking and pecking practice. More importantly, they will be small and easily controlled and will want to make friends. So you will get many hours of benevolent domination under your crop. Diana will be too busy to notice as you maneuver and gain their support for your eventual coup! She may even thank you.

Yours in plotting,
Hazel
 
Damage!

It looks like Glynda caught frostbite in the last cold snap. It has taken a few days for it to show up but it has the potential to take all of her comb tips. Only time will tell. I have some hope since it has taken this long for it to show up.
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No one else is any the worse for the cold snap. Just Glynda. This will be the first time one of mine has ever suffered from frostbite. 😕
 

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