Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[Ikslo]

If you read a text after you posted one and didn’t look forward, you owe the room a SHRA (should have read ahead) tax. Picture of two of your lovely birds. Sorry, but it’s the law stated by Authority of Queen Aurora. Master of all she surveys.

I knew this! My utmost apologies to Her Royal Worshipfulness Her Majesty the Queen, Aurora, for failing to comply. Hopefully a group picture will suffice in this instance? I can take some twofers later.

 

[featherhead007]

Let's see @featherhead007 in a crocheted dress...no, not sure my mind can go there...

You know Mrs Stratton, men are sometimes jealous of women, because of the clothing issues. A free flowing dress allows air circulation. Slacks or jeans don’t. Men don’t need bras (with a few exceptions ) and a fancy dress gets more attention than a well fitting suit! Women can wear both.
Men usually don’t, though there are those exceptions too.
Dress jealousy tax:

 

[featherhead007]

I knew this! My utmost apologies for failing to comply. Hopefully a group picture will suffice in this instance? I can take some twofers later.

Don’t apologize to me. I was stating a friendly warning. Her Royal Worshipfulness Her Majesty the Queen, Aurora, is the one you need to reconcile with. Just make an appointment, then it’s up to her, if she chooses to hear your plea or not. It’s not easy to approach her. Her chosen scribe, @BY Bob is her hooman and he’s much easier to talk to.

 

[Ikslo]

I updated my post

 

[WhoDatChick]

WhoDat!!!!! So nice to see you again - you've been missed.

Snickers is so darn cute...hope you named them for the 'sort of a chuckle', not 'the candy'...wouldn't want them to be nibbled on!!!

Thank youuuuuu
And that’s hilarious but it’s the candy… along with her sisters… Twix, KitKat, Hershey, Reese, & Truffle…

 

[drstratton]

Those look like lots of fun for both kids and chooks! Love the Grader

It's a pretty cool set. It was so nice of Dale's brother to gift them. Our little lad is autistic and vehicles are one of his favorite things!

 

[drstratton]

You know Mrs Stratton, men are sometimes jealous of women, because of the clothing issues. A free flowing dress allows air circulation. Slacks or jeans don’t. Men don’t need bras (with a few exceptions ) and a fancy dress gets more attention than a well fitting suit! Women can wear both.
Men usually don’t, though there are those exceptions too.
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I didn't say you couldn't wear a dress, but a crocheted one... how about a kilt... if you wear it the way it's intended, you'll get plenty of free flowing air circulation...

I've paid a lot of tax today, but this one should probably include a lot of cute girls!

 

[drstratton]

Definitely not for Piglet or Sylvie.
Sylvie is a bit of a ditz and keeps moving nest.
Piglet is way more committed than I expected. Last time she gave up after a few days. So maybe this time she is serious.

That's exactly how Spazzy was broody, but didn't have a clue. We gave her eggs a couple of times, never worked out. She and one of my BO were the only ones to ever go broody and not when we needed them to. Now watch, I no longer have a rooster and they'll all go broody...lol

 

[knoturavggrl]

I am surrounded by crazy, angry, puffed-up women.
Piglet and Sylvie.
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Oh my, they do not look pleased with the world or anything in it. Still pretty though.

 

[SimpleJenn]

Do you do dresses?

I mean, I see how I could construct a dress using that pattern...and granny squares would have wonderful ventilation

Let's see @featherhead007 in a crocheted dress...no, not sure my mind can go there...

My crafter brain has taken over!

Oh my I so want one of these! (how much?)

I was told $45 was too much at the swap meet so I honestly don't know what to charge anymore!