Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[MaryJanet]

I do have to point out one thing. Sadly it think there is an steroid in the document.

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Best typo ever!

What were we saying about dumbphones?

 

[MaryJanet]

It has been a while. I was on a very boring, forever-taking, conference call today.

It's a hilarious come back!

 

[Blazinga]

Does how much a pullet's comb flushes indicate how early they will lay?

 

[MaryJanet]

Yes - but only for a few months and over 35 years ago!
It is a beautiful city.

What a great opportunity! I should plan a job swap of some kind Maybe once the pandemic is over I'll look into it.

 

[MaryJanet]

Does how much a pullet's comb flushes indicate how early they will lay?

Bright red indicates eggs are on the way but I'd be surprised if your littles were that far along.

 

[RoyalChick]

I’m sharing a reading exercise my son has been given from his school; an example of informal writing. I thought our non-Aussie friends would enjoy this!

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OMG I can't stop laughing. Each page is funnier than the last. Butt Jenga - I will never forget that one!

 

[RoyalChick]

That was a great education! Thanks for sharing. Mrs BY Bob and giggled a lot.

I do have to point out one thing. Sadly it think there is an steroid in the document.

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Yes - I spotted that but I was laughing too hard when I got to the next page to care very much.
Brutal beautiful buttocks!

 

[RoyalChick]

What a great opportunity! I should plan a job swap of some kind Maybe once the pandemic is over I'll look into it.

Great idea - I have travelled a lot all my life (even as a kid) and have worked in various places for long and short periods of time.
But now I am a real homebody and really don't want to go anywhere except to buy chicken food!

 

[MaryJanet]

Great idea - but now I am a real homebody and really don't want to go anywhere except to buy chicken food!

That's mostly how I feel too, but there are also one or two bridges to cross before I'll feel I've lived my best life.

 

[fuentemoon]

I’m sharing a reading exercise my son has been given from his school; an example of informal writing. I thought our non-Aussie friends would enjoy this!

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That is the best thing I have read in ages.