Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[WhoDatChick]

Hey Bob.. did you see where I tagged you in the ER?
My neighbors hen is having a problem... lots of people have viewed my post but no one has said anything

 

[RoyalChick]

Add a red carpet to the stairs. Problem solved!

A few hundred pages ago we did have a discussion about me adding little lights to the stairs because Diana often needs to get up well before dawn to go lay an egg.
I think the real issue is that the Little Princesses need to be taught proper Palace etiquette.

 

[featherhead007]

A few hundred pages ago we did have a discussion about me adding little lights to the stairs because Diana often needs to get up well before dawn to go lay an egg.
I think the real issue is that the Little Princesses need to be taught proper Palace etiquette.

Well, good Cluck!

 

[BY Bob]

I dread to think what will happen in the morning! The only saving grace is Maggie did get her favorite spot up against the wall.
I think it happened because the Little Princesses have taken to flying across the width of the Palace and landing on the roost just anywhere rather than marching up the ladder and along the roost in sequence - which is obviously the right and proper way for a Princess to go to bed. This flying thing messes up the orderly parade because they land 'out of order'!

They need better flight control mechanisms.

 

[BY Bob]

Add a red carpet to the stairs. Problem solved!

They are Princesses. That might be the issue.

 

[BY Bob]

Hey Bob.. did you see where I tagged you in the ER?
My neighbors hen is having a problem... lots of people have viewed my post but no one has said anything

I did not. I'm going.

 

[featherhead007]

They need better flight control mechanisms.

You could buy them a basic CFI Notebook. Cessna sells several types.

 

[featherhead007]

I can hear it now..." Hello, I'm looking for flight control manuals for princess hens"

 

[BY Bob]

I can hear it now..." Hello, I'm looking for flight control manuals for princess hens"

Excellent! Well played!

 

[BY Bob]

Well, good Cluck!

That deserves a rim shot.