Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[featherhead007]

Ever heard a live lobster boiling in a pot? (Sounds like that)

 

[BY Bob]

Oh dear. I am sorry, that is disappointing. But I think you should give them a while longer. You once advised me to let them sort it out for themselves when Elizabeth pinned Maggie to the floor and beat the crap out of her. And you were right.
Remember it looks much worse to us because mainly they are pecking a heavily feathered surface not bare skin.
The sooner they establish their pecking order the sooner it will calm down.

I'm so worried that Betty will start roosting somewhere else. She is looking every night for somewhere other than by Phyllis. Then when she finally gets up successfully, Betty always scoots down next to Phyllis and Phyllis goes after her again. If I just separated the roost with wire for a few days they could see each other without the abuse.

I know, I know. Let them sort it out. It's so hard to a watch. Keep me on the right track @RoyalChick

 

[featherhead007]

Ever heard a live lobster boiling in a pot? (Sounds like that)

Ever hit your thumb with a 5 lb sledgehammer? (Sounds like that too)

 

[Ponypoor]

I don’t think that any of you would want to hear me sing!

Ok ok here is how u do it, just pick a song and make up some words like this....

 

[RoyalChick]

I'm so worried that Betty will start roosting somewhere else. She is looking every night for somewhere other than by Phyllis. Then when she finally gets up successfully, Betty always scoots down next to Phyllis and Phyllis goes after her again. If I just separated the roost with wire for a few days they could see each other without the abuse.

I know, I know. Let them sort it out. It's so hard to a watch. Keep me on the right track @RoyalChick

It really is hard. I know. Be strong. No blood right?

 

[featherhead007]

I'm so worried that Betty will start roosting somewhere else. She is looking every night for somewhere other than by Phyllis. Then when she finally gets up successfully, Betty always scoots down next to Phyllis and Phyllis goes after her again. If I just separated the roost with wire for a few days they could see each other without the abuse.

I know, I know. Let them sort it out. It's so hard to a watch. Keep me on the right track @RoyalChick

There’s room for her on Jaffar’s perch, (just saying)

 

[BY Bob]

Ok ok here is how u do it, just pick a song and make up some words like this....

You make is seem so easy. You are the master of the improvised chicken lyric!

 

[BY Bob]

It really is hard. I know. Be strong. No blood right?

No blood.........

 

[featherhead007]

Ok ok here is how u do it, just pick a song and make up some words like this....

Lovely. I would probably sound more like the horses than a human

 

[RoyalChick]

Ok ok here is how u do it, just pick a song and make up some words like this....

"Dixie Chicken you're my man" - love it!