Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[BY Bob]

Wow, just like that! Huh.....

It was way too easy and way too cheap to pass up.

 

[featherhead007]

I realize now, that I have nine chickens and one jackrabbit. (Arizona)

 

[lightm]

Sucker Peck

The following is super disturbing. I need to stop watching roosting. Do not watch unless you want to see quite possibly the meanest nastiest thing I have seen a chicken do to another chicken.

Spoiler: Sucker Peck

I really believe it was so she could sleep there tonight. Hattie didn't even want to be near her after that.
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I mentioned today that I thought the tribe was getting along well. Now I wonder.

I am sorry, but Hattie's fluffy butt was so worth it.

 

[Kris5902]

Lilly is much like that now. Laying an egg is a 3 day ordeal. I sure hope that she is done this year. She is so upset when it happens and they have weird shells. Poor ladies.

You’re ladies are in henopause… they may be grumpier than usual, with mood swings and… can chickens get hot flashes?

 

[Kris5902]

Long may it wave

Never say I won't take a joke to extremes........

Quite the winds you’ve got going there too!

 

[Kris5902]

Our husky Maya is making progress. Several times today chickens were within 10 feet of her and she never made a move. Our Maltese mix attacked our bulldog this earning the title of Stupid 2 . He just jumped to the top of the list for losing his huevitos.

Good for Maya… as for Stupid 2 time to nip those na-nas!!! (It’s our new anthem here ) it’s always the small ones that are the most trouble. It’s like they are compensating for something. I am done with hormonal males… done!

I took about four direct butts and at least as many attempts at horning on the walk home from the house build today. A few times I had to drop the lead to keep my feet because Arduinna was getting pissed at him too and wrapping us both up. This resulted in several 75’ running start to some of those head butts. The boy bits are coming off ASAP. If that doesn’t work then he’s going to end up at camp kenmore. Jimmy is not being a good boy.

 

[Kris5902]

No chicken pictures today, I was working on egg packaging this morning, and the house this afternoon. I did, however, get this one right before the walk home and head butting incidents.

 

[BY Bob]

I am sorry, but Hattie's fluffy butt was so worth it.

It is always worth it.

 

[BY Bob]

Quite the winds you’ve got going there too!

Yup gusting over 50 mph, 80 kph!🌬

 

[BY Bob]

Good for Maya… as for Stupid 2 time to nip those na-nas!!! (It’s our new anthem here ) it’s always the small ones that are the most trouble. It’s like they are compensating for something. I am done with hormonal males… done!

I took about four direct butts and at least as many attempts at horning on the walk home from the house build today. A few times I had to drop the lead to keep my feet because Arduinna was getting pissed at him too and wrapping us both up. This resulted in several 75’ running start to some of those head butts. The boy bits are coming off ASAP. If that doesn’t work then he’s going to end up at camp kenmore. Jimmy is not being a good boy.

Not a smart fellow.