How many weeks old is Bernadette now?I know I will have to pay tax for this but your Bullet reminds me of a cat I had years ago when I lived a city life. It was in the days of fax machines.
I lived in a quirky house that was one room on each floor and had 5 floors. Kitchen in the basement, then guest room, then living room, then bedroom, then home office/study with a fax machine.
I worked in a job where I often had to have faxes come to the house.
The cat loved to sit on the fax machine and shred the paper as it came in. The only way to stop it was to get to the fax machine before it started spewing out paper and hold the cat away from the machine.
If we were in the basement - cooking, or even preparing the cat's dinner - the cat could somehow hear something that told her a fax was about to come in and would tear up the stairs to be at the fax machine waiting.
Even young and fit I was no match in racing a cat up to the top floor!
The solve was to always add two blank pages at the front of the fax. This gave the cat something to shred and was just enough to buy me the time I needed to get there.
People started putting cute messages to the cat in front of all my business faxes!
Random cat anecdote tax: Bernadette likes to stand on my shoe.
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