Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[rural mouse]

no feathered feet

Then I'm going to guess golden wyandotte

 

[BY Bob]

My world has come crashing down lately too. Price of king crab legs are up 600%
Crab season was closed (missing crabs)
Nobody knows what happened. And I can’t eat imitation crab meat
+ Chaco
+ my aches and pains
+ property tax increases

I thought all you ate was steak. I'm confused.

 

[BY Bob]

It was a brawl

I could hear the commotion, and went to see, and there in the dirt for all to see,

Two tiny raptors, jumping to such a degree, one white and one black, a ferocious sight before me.

One would jump up, the other would too, and tearing out feathers and the dirt was flying too.

Fluffy grabbed hold, of Marty’s wee head, and twisted her down on the ground, then Marty fled,

But in flash she turned! and grabbed Fluffy by the neck, and jumped up, feet slashing, what a fight, oh she led.

Now In comes Henny, with an iron will, she jumps at Marty, on the the ground all three spill.

Quick as a flash Rose joins the fray, it must be the wind causing these clashes today.

Henny beats Rose off, and starts onto Marty, but Fluffy is trying her darnedest to be hearty.

Now Rose and then Henny are out of the way, leaving Marty to thrash Fluffy and chase her away.

And quick as can be, calm reigns again, while Fluffy defeated seeks safety from Me!

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That was pretty incredibly written. Well done.

 

[featherhead007]

I thought all you ate was steak. I'm confused.

Not only steak . I like my lobster and crab legs. (And other stuff)

 

[featherhead007]

That was pretty incredibly written. Well done.

Kinda Christmasy I thought

 

[RoyalChick]

I thought all you ate was steak. I'm confused.

I think that is his chickens you are thinking about.

 

[BY Bob]

Kinda Christmasy I thought

I agree.

 

[ValarieF]

Then I'm going to guess golden wyandotte

That would be awesome I want a wyandotte!

 

[RoyalChick]

Not only steak . I like my lobster and crab legs. (And other stuff)

And caviar. And I remember we discussed cooking bacon in the oven after you had a bit of a fire accident.
And I vaguely remember a burger.

 

[ValarieF]

And caviar. And I remember we discussed cooking bacon in the oven after you had a bit of a fire accident.
And I vaguely remember a burger.

I always cook bacon in the oven it's so much better that way.