Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[RoyalChick]

Here is a sight to warm my heart.
Daring to hope. Operation ‘snap out of it’ may be working!

 

[notabitail]

Chatterbox!
I suppose you would have troubles going on a voice fast?

I'm not sure I understand what you mean. Can you phrase that a little better please?

 

[notabitail]

Nah, you wouldn't, @notabitail!

I run out of steam in this desert quite a bit. It is quite easy to do.

 

[notabitail]

Chicken tax (who else)
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She looks like she's coming to get me.

 

[LhickenChicken]

I'm not sure I understand what you mean. Can you phrase that a little better please?

That sounds a lot like Siri. Basically a voice fast is when you don't talk for a day and if someone asks you a question you have a stack of papers with you and write your answer.

 

[LhickenChicken]

She looks like she's coming to get me.

AAh! scary Aurora!

And @BY Bob tell Aurora that she has a namesake. One of my EE's with muffs is called Aurora, and the other one with muffs is called Muffin.

 

[LhickenChicken]

I run out of steam in this desert quite a bit. It is quite easy to do.

You are so exasperatingly funny.

 

[notabitail]

That sounds a lot like Siri. Basically a voice fast is when you don't talk for a day and if someone asks you a question you have a stack of papers with you and write your answer.

I'm sorry, the internet and I aren't talking right now.
(That was a Cortana reply)
I would not be able to do that. I don't talk a lot during the day if I have a book in my hands or some kind of gadget.

 

[notabitail]

You are so exasperatingly funny.

Thank you! *slips in chicken poo and lands with a hard thud on a mountain of giant land chicken poo*

 

[LhickenChicken]

Thank you! *slips in chicken poo and lands with a hard thud on a mountain of giant land chicken poo*

You made me crack up like an egg that Bananito steps on! (For some reason every egg she steps on breaks)

As he slips in the chicken poo and lands with a hard thud on a mountain of giant land chicken poo, the eggs that he is carrying... *drumroll please* lands on his head!

*falls down in pile of cecal poop and little meat chicken crawls on face and craps a huge warm watery cecal poop in my hair. me: ugh. Bananito the bane....*