Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[RoyalChick]

If they were my stones, I would say “give them to me, or put them back where you found them!! “

They pumped me full of drugs. I was in no position to argue!

 

[RoyalChick]

Really?! That’s crazy! I even got to keep my tooth they yanked out with the gold cap on it

And the metal plate from my arm…

Tax

Work it girl!
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Fluffy is looking awesome!

She really is!
Yeah - I thought it was a bit off - particularly as it was an emergency procedure in the middle of I think hurricane Sandy - so the ambulance ride was, shall we say, a little sporty! I felt a souvenir was appropriate.

 

[Ponypoor]

I o am to put this in h Hen House

Darn I hate autocorrect. That made no sense.

‘I want to put that in the Hen House’

 

[Ponypoor]

She really is!
Yeah - I thought it was a bit off - particularly as it was an emergency procedure in the middle of I think hurricane Sandy - so the ambulance ride was, shall we say, a little sporty! I felt a souvenir was appropriate.

Oh yea I remember your re-cap of that adventure! Fun times

 

[RoyalChick]

Darn I hate autocorrect. That made no sense.

‘I want to put that in the Hen House’

Given we were talking about Piglet getting drunk, it made total sense to me!

 

[Ponypoor]

Given we were talking about Piglet getting drunk, it made total sense to me!

Poor Ms Piglet ( I kep wanting to call her Pigmalian - the Eliza Doolittle not the king),

Try Grey Goose good stuff to make lemon-cello

Tax

What is with this bunch? All that space and they all cram it one end!

I think they all want to hang with Mr P, I see he is snuggling with Marty tonight.

 

[featherhead007]

They can come in the office, I keep it at around 65F in there all winter, it’s where they all wanted to hang out today, can you imagine 30 chooks all wanting to hang out with me while I worked on my laptop?

I could imagine that

 

[Ponypoor]

I could imagine that

There was a bit of doodoo happening!

 

[featherhead007]

There was a bit of doodoo happening!

That, I can also imagine!

 

[notabitail]

Darn I hate autocorrect. That made no sense.

‘I want to put that in the Hen House’

Are you crazy? Get with the times. That's how we spell words in this modern world.
I spelled these words the old way so you could understand them.