Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[Desertvalleychickens]

Curious Roosters:

 

[featherhead007]

To Her Royal Highness, Queen Aurora

Madam,

Last rear I wrote about a dilemma regarding my harem being enticed to produce the perfect batch of babies.

It seems that I needn’t have worried about my Harem becoming creative in producing babies, my Hooman servant has been more than willing to help my ladies produce my valuable offspring, so much so that now the flock is more than double from last year.

And now she has allowed one of my beautiful hens to sit on eggs, at this time of year, with winter coming on. I feel that she is trying to show that my ladies are as good as the famous Momma Hen, not even my hens are that famous!

Can you send my Hooman a missive regarding the need to not allow my ladies to produce more babies until the Spring when I can get the babies outside and show them The Ways of the Chicken. Soon the snow will be here and I do not want my babies getting lost in 2’ of snow.

Yours respectfully,


Mr P (Perfect Balanced)

I’m a hunk-a hunk-a chook
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[featherhead007]

Curious Roosters:

That Buff reminds me of my Big BEN, I sure miss him!

 

[Desertvalleychickens]

That Buff reminds me of my Big BEN, I sure miss him!

I'm sorry for your loss. He must have meant a lot to you.

 

[RoyalChick]

Sounds like it. We learned letter printing and then cursive in early grammar school. “Cursive” is the way to join the printed letters together without lifting the pen or pencil from the paper, is that what your term means?

Yes. Joined up writing appears to be another way of saying cursive.

 

[featherhead007]

I'm sorry for your loss. He must have meant a lot to you.

He meant everything to me. He was 9 pounds of all muscle. He could almost beat me at a wrestling match. He had a deep voice (like Elvis) when he crowed and he was king of the neighborhood!

 

[SimpleJenn]

Oh this is what the corn looks like. They couldn't figure out how to get it off the cob. So I took it off for them and scattered it. You know what they really wanted? To shred the husk! Next time I won't peel it and let them go to town. I'm sure they can pluck the kernels off if they think about it for a minute.

Also got a cool pic of Liara all fluffed out. She was all hackles up at the dog. Too bad I missed full-flare by that much!

 

[rural mouse]

Now that I can name a pullet. But if she makes me mad I might have to call her featherbrain!

 

[Insnesnakos]

Curious Roosters:

This buff rooster remind me of my Mango We still miss him

 

[Desertvalleychickens]

This buff rooster remind me of my Mango We still miss him

Sorry for your loss