Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[Pastel the Rooster]

Yeah all these people on this thread want is tax. Greedy.

Humph. I think that you owe more tax for calling us greedy.

 

[Pastel the Rooster]

I don't care about those people. But if they could feel the way those hens feel they might change their minds unless they're cold hearted.

And those hens need a home. Yours would probably be perfect. They will need a separate coop (I am concerned about biohazards) but they will be happy with you I'm sure.

And if they're Leghorns, you could probably get a lap chicken out of one sooner or later. I seem to have gotten Josey to trust my lap more lately.

I wish I could take them. My dad would never allow it, and I doubt the people would sell them to me. Anyways, I don’t have money, and there’s no way my parents would pay for hens that are in awful condition and would (I’m sure) need veterinary assistance.

 

[notabitail]

Humph. I think that you owe more tax for calling us greedy.

Here's your tax, greedy. You tax people are like the Dominiques and lettuce.

 

[notabitail]

I wish I could take them. My dad would never allow it, and I doubt the people would sell them to me. Anyways, I don’t have money, and there’s no way my parents would pay for hens that are in awful condition and would (I’m sure) need veterinary assistance.

 

[Pastel the Rooster]

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Here's your tax, greedy. You tax people are like the Dominiques and lettuce.

I think you owe more tax! Ooh, @Ponypoor would be proud of me, demanding tax! Give us some wattles and stripes!
Edit: I don’t mean the Ponypoor and tax part to be offending. I’m not quite sure how it would be, but I’m pretty sure that Canada has higher taxes… blah blah blah. That boring stuff. I mean it because she is always asking for tax.

 

[notabitail]

I think you owe more tax! Ooh, @Ponypoor would be proud of me, demanding tax! Give us some wattles and stripes!

Here you go!

 

[Pastel the Rooster]

I think you owe more tax! Ooh, @Ponypoor would be proud of me, demanding tax! Give us some wattles and stripes!
Edit: I don’t mean the Ponypoor and tax part to be offending. I’m not quite sure how it would be, but I’m pretty sure that Canada has higher taxes… blah blah blah. That boring stuff. I mean it because she is always asking for tax.

I think I owe tax now-
Okay, I see you. You’re very proud of yourself… FOR ATTACKING MY FOOT YOU LITTLE JERK! Pastel, you get on my nerves sometimes.

 

[bgmathteach]

You thought I'd follow your instructions to the letter?

No, just follow the instructions to the 'line'

 

[Pastel the Rooster]

Here you go!
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Ooh, that’s good tax! Who does this lovely fluffy butt belong to?

 

[notabitail]

Ooh, that’s good tax! Who does this lovely fluffy butt belong to?

Agathae-hen! Smart as a cloud, and not as dumb as a bug!

(It's her slogan.)