Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[Ponypoor]

Those hens are sitting on eggs....
Broody IT Hens?

I think it’s more along the lines of nested code…

This is nested chooks

(My old roosts)

And this is a partridge in a pine tree

 

[featherhead007]

Did she lay an egg?

Haven’t checked the coop yet.

 

[Ponypoor]

Nope, but by the way it looks she may of been picked on by another chicken.
My suspect?
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Yes, you, Stormfeather.
Why?
Simple. He is and acts just like a Hormonal Idiot. Chases hens, pecks them on the roost, and other things I won't bother talking about. Only thing on earth that stops him is...
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Older Rooster = More sense

Ijak chases Stormfeather away when he sees this.

The only time when Ijak can't stop this is when they are roosting.
Yesterday when the chooks were roosting, Stormfeather tried picking at Cluckie's foot, and I batted him off the roost so that an older chook could come and nest in between her and Stormfeather.

Ijak is just so darn gorgeous, I meant ask - what does Ijak mean? Does his name have a meaning?

 

[featherhead007]

I have bigger troubles now.
How does this sound:
Sir Jaffar, of Cluckingham Court, honorable knight of the Royal order of Queen Aurora and Nardol the Brave from the order of the Black Medallion.
LLC. Wishes to confirm his bid to incorporate under the LLC bylaws and legalities.

 

[Ponypoor]

I really try not to watch roosting time but I saw some of it this evening and seriously I can't watch again!

Piglet went off to her solo roost.
Sylvie took the far end of the big roost as far away from anyone as it is possible to get (which is quite far!).

Everyone else piled on together on the big roost. BUT it was not all happiness.

Bernie and Babs were at the two ends with 3 big fluffy Princesses between them. Babs was not happy with this arrangement and walked along the edge of the wall-mounted flat panel heater (I have no idea how she is able to do that) to get closer to Bernie. Meanwhile Tassels, who is next to Bernie, won't make room for Babs and even tries to burrow under Bernie to displace her.
Bernie was having none of that and threw Tassels, Pooh and Calypso off the big roost. She let Sylvie stay at the far end.

So, the odd couple are back roosting next to each other. Sylvie is all on her own at the far end of the big roost (at least she is not in a nest box) and everyone else is back together being pecked by Piglet.

I guess at the end of the day, being pecked by Bernie is a lot more troublesome than being pecked by little Piglet!

…. These are the Days in The Life (of a chicken).

Yep bed time drama - I have no patience for it this week, I put them to bed and slam the door shut. I am too ill to bother with their shenanigans this week.

 

[featherhead007]

I have bigger troubles now.
How does this sound:
Sir Jaffar, of Cluckingham Court, honorable knight of the Royal order of Queen Aurora and Nardol the Brave from the order of the Black Medallion.
LLC. Wishes to confirm his bid to incorporate under the LLC bylaws and legalities.

I’m thinking that he becoming a private contractor, will get him more power in the Union?
I wonder what City Hall would say about this?

 

[BY Bob]

I really felt sad for princess yesterday, she couldn't get out at all. I made sure she had treats before bed.

Poor little mucky butt

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Such a lovely lady.

 

[Ponypoor]

How is that cold? I that you are feeling better

Thank you for asking Miserable, but time will help improve this.

 

[Ponypoor]

We are going to need tax from everyone discussing how packages are delivered.

Not one person mentioned that good old Stork! Who delivers the best packages - babies!!

 

[Desertvalleychickens]

Ijak is just so darn gorgeous, I meant ask - what does Ijak mean? Does his name have a meaning?

Thanks! A few years ago, I looked that up. I believe it means "Optimistic and Intelligent."