Here’s one for the history books:
CeeCee has gone on to better grassing grounds. She jumps over the fence separating the front property from the backyard where the chooks belong. She goes to see my new tenant (I think she likes his long hair)
He brought her back to me a Bit ago, and I started teasing him.
(Oh, you like the young blonde ones I guess? ) he got so embarrassed and tried to tell his side of the story.
I explained to him that it doesn’t matter what us guys think, in the end, it’s always the girls who decide!.
I told him though, “Leave my girlfriend alone for now!”