Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[rural mouse]

…. I’ll need to take more photos!

You need more silkies....

 

[Sylvester017]

You need more silkies....

Good advice

 

[SimpleJenn]

Might be moving all my cloth diapers along to a new family today...I think if so, I might deserve a couple orpingtons...

Edit, she wants half of them. I should list the rest of em.

 

[BY Bob]

Well, that’s one way to tame a shrew!

That was almost too easy.

 

[Grandma The Chicken]

I hate to ask but I can't read the little descriptions...........

No problem. Even though Pony found the same exact calendar on eBay, I have no problem providing the descriptions. I even provided the breed of each chicken. Here and you're welcome.
January - Padovana Hen - "Who doesn't love a little bit of glamour?"
February - Kosovo Longcrower Rooster - "I'm a limited edition."
March - Brahma Rooster - "Be savage, not average."
April - Japanese Bantam Rooster - "We all have a sparkle inside us."
May - Silkie Bantam Hen - "You can never be too glamorous."
June - Wyandotte Nana Hen - "Simplicity is the key to true elegance."
July - Barnevelder - "I know looks aren't everything but I have them just in case."
August - Cochin Bantam Hen - "I leave a little sparkle wherever I go."
September - Phoenix Rooster - "Be fancy."
October - Appenzeller Tufted Rooster - "Don't be like the rest of them, darling."
November - Sulmtaler - "I am gold, baby. Solid gold."
December - Black Polish Rooster - "I'm bright like glitter and bubbly like champagne."

 

[BY Bob]

You need more silkies....

Just think, they don't count because...............

.............They are not chickens!

 

[BY Bob]

No problem. Even though Pony found the same exact calendar on eBay, I have no problem providing the descriptions. I even provided the breed of each chicken. Here and you're welcome.
January - Padovana Hen - "Who doesn't love a little bit of glamour?"
February - Kosovo Longcrower Rooster - "I'm a limited edition."
March - Brahma Rooster - "Be savage, not average."
April - Japanese Bantam Rooster - "We all have a sparkle inside us."
May - Silkie Bantam Hen - "You can never be too glamorous."
June - Wyandotte Nana Hen - "Simplicity is the key to true elegance."
July - Barnevelder - "I know looks aren't everything but I have them just in case."
August - Cochin Bantam Hen - "I leave a little sparkle wherever I go."
September - Phoenix Rooster - "Be fancy."
October - Appenzeller Tufted Rooster - "Don't be like the rest of them, darling."
November - Sulmtaler - "I am gold, baby. Solid gold."
December - Black Polish Rooster - "I'm bright like glitter and bubbly like champagne."

Those are hysterical. Thanks so much.

 

[BY Bob]

Happy Caturday

 

[Ponypoor]

Such a nice day today.

 

[Ponypoor]

No problem. Even though Pony found the same exact calendar on eBay, I have no problem providing the descriptions. I even provided the breed of each chicken. Here and you're welcome.
January - Padovana Hen - "Who doesn't love a little bit of glamour?"
February - Kosovo Longcrower Rooster - "I'm a limited edition."
March - Brahma Rooster - "Be savage, not average."
April - Japanese Bantam Rooster - "We all have a sparkle inside us."
May - Silkie Bantam Hen - "You can never be too glamorous."
June - Wyandotte Nana Hen - "Simplicity is the key to true elegance."
July - Barnevelder - "I know looks aren't everything but I have them just in case."
August - Cochin Bantam Hen - "I leave a little sparkle wherever I go."
September - Phoenix Rooster - "Be fancy."
October - Appenzeller Tufted Rooster - "Don't be like the rest of them, darling."
November - Sulmtaler - "I am gold, baby. Solid gold."
December - Black Polish Rooster - "I'm bright like glitter and bubbly like champagne."

Definitely May