Official Squatch Watchers

[CapricornFarm]

Dear Squatchers,

My power just came back on, a while ago. I blogged about it,if you care to read :


Naked Chicken Yoga (Or: The One Where I Got Crapped On All Night During Winter Storm Toby, By Tiny Baby Chickens). See blog address below.

Here is an excerpt:
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They nestled into me, like the trusting little balls of endearing fluff that they are. Then the pooping began. Ooooohhhhh, yeah. Birds crap in their sleep, in case you didn't know. So all night, I lay there, naked and sleep deprived, in Corpse Pose, while my fuzzy babies proceeded to rain poo down upon my boobs, chest, and abdomen, like something out of Fear Factor (Vinnie's idea of Fear Factor, as he is scared of birds, and poo). I would feel them scoot and hunch, then plop! And nuzzle their little selves back into my neck, or cleavage, and go back to sleep.
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I am SO TIRED you guys. But my power is back on, I have internet again, and my babies are all alive. Enjoy!!

I am glad they survived, but i think i would have put them in a pillow case, and put that on my chest. Whatever turns you on though...

 

[Redhead Rae]

Dear Squatchers,

My power just came back on, a while ago. I blogged about it,if you care to read :


Naked Chicken Yoga (Or: The One Where I Got Crapped On All Night During Winter Storm Toby, By Tiny Baby Chickens). See blog address below.

Here is an excerpt:
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They nestled into me, like the trusting little balls of endearing fluff that they are. Then the pooping began. Ooooohhhhh, yeah. Birds crap in their sleep, in case you didn't know. So all night, I lay there, naked and sleep deprived, in Corpse Pose, while my fuzzy babies proceeded to rain poo down upon my boobs, chest, and abdomen, like something out of Fear Factor (Vinnie's idea of Fear Factor, as he is scared of birds, and poo). I would feel them scoot and hunch, then plop! And nuzzle their little selves back into my neck, or cleavage, and go back to sleep.
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I am SO TIRED you guys. But my power is back on, I have internet again, and my babies are all alive. Enjoy!!

Good job keeping them alive! We had something similar happen Christmas day when both our gas and electric went out. Fortunately, I was able to keep them warm enough. After that, I bought these (https://www.amazon.com/ThermaCare-M...&keywords=menstrual+cramp+heating+pads+sticky) you can stick them on the underside of your MHP to keep the babies warm during the outage.

 

[pitbullmomma]

I am glad they survived, but i think i would have put them in a pillow case, and put that on my chest. Whatever turns you on though...

But then they still would have crapped through the pillow case.But I would just have gotten the liquid part, so it only would have been like getting peed on all night. Oh well. Now i know.

 

[21hens-incharge]

Dear Squatchers,

My power just came back on, a while ago. I blogged about it,if you care to read :


Naked Chicken Yoga (Or: The One Where I Got Crapped On All Night During Winter Storm Toby, By Tiny Baby Chickens). See blog address below.

Here is an excerpt:
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They nestled into me, like the trusting little balls of endearing fluff that they are. Then the pooping began. Ooooohhhhh, yeah. Birds crap in their sleep, in case you didn't know. So all night, I lay there, naked and sleep deprived, in Corpse Pose, while my fuzzy babies proceeded to rain poo down upon my boobs, chest, and abdomen, like something out of Fear Factor (Vinnie's idea of Fear Factor, as he is scared of birds, and poo). I would feel them scoot and hunch, then plop! And nuzzle their little selves back into my neck, or cleavage, and go back to sleep.
**************************************

I am SO TIRED you guys. But my power is back on, I have internet again, and my babies are all alive. Enjoy!!

I am really happy your babies made it through all that!
I would have done the same thing.

BTW: I love that Vinnie has to deal with chicks in the house.

 

[CSAchook]

Great news! My lesion is benign!

 

[FlyingNunFarm]

@CapricornFarm

 

[pitbullmomma]

I am really happy your babies made it through all that!
I would have done the same thing.

BTW: I love that Vinnie has to deal with chicks in the house.

Dude. The worst part was when I had to go pee, really bad. And I had all these baby chicks nuzzled to me with one arm, trailing the blanket behind me, as I stumbled to the bathroom, worrying the whole time I was peeing that I was going to drop one of them into the toilet, and drown the poor thing. With my pee. (Which would have been paybacks for them pooping on me all night long, but still).

What a freaking horrible night. Never again. I am totally buying Rae's menstrual pad warming thingie, what a great idea!

 

[BantyChooks]

Great news! My lesion is benign!

HURRAH! Thank the Lord!

 

[pitbullmomma]

PS: Much thanks to Smuvie, for being my lifeline! The only connection I had to the outside world was my sad little flip phone. It felt kind of like camping, but with little chickens pooping all over you in the tent!

I don't know how people in Third World countries live without power. You so take things like electricity (and well, and septic) for granted, until they stop working. And then you're naked and afraid, with your Sweeter Heater not working, and no internet access. For real, it makes me want to volunteer. I will never take electricity for granted again....

 

[BantyChooks]

PS: Much thanks to Smuvie, for being my lifeline! The only connection I had to the outside world was my sad little flip phone. It felt kind of like camping, but with little chickens pooping all over you in the tent!

I don't know how people in Third World countries live without power. You so take things like electricity (and well, and septic) for granted, until they stop working. And then you're naked and afraid, with your Sweeter Heater not working, and no internet access. For real, it makes me want to volunteer. I will never take electricity for granted again....

I feel bad for laughing, but that was quite funny.