Speaking of wearing pjs outside....
I was dying my hair today in my bathroom and when the timer goes off you have to jump in the shower to start rinsing it out or you’ll either be ugly or bald for the next few months.....
Anyway, just then, In my quiet dang neighborhood one of my hens starts SCREAMING the egg song and wouldn’t stop , then another one chimes in , then another AND another !
This was a Saturday when everybody’s home and NO ONE was weedwacking or cutting their grass like they usually do on a Saturday since we had so much rain the past few days....
And I dashed into the kitchen and opened and closed the door real hard a few times. They usually think I’m bringing them something good and stop.
BUT NO.
And my timer was beeping away!
So I had to RUN OUT THERE
WITH MY HEAD FULL OF HAIR DYE
WEAR A BATH TOWEL
FLIP FLOPS
AND BRIGHT BLUE RUBBER GLOVES
that shut them up immediately.
