I am like my ducks: I'm not going anywhere near these crazy, hormone spilling savages!
The drakes are fighting and ripping their breast feathers out, all the while making sounds that i have not heart from any drake before. It sounds like a Tasmanian Devil whose


were caught in a corrugated fiberboard press.
And the ducks aren't any better, even Ralphie Dux, the Black Swedish Drake, five times the size of a Mallard duck is no match. They jump up, drop on my duck's backs, clamp down on the neck feathers and enjoy the ride…
And when their battles get too heated, they take them to the air! - Yes, Mallards do dog-fights! They're really good in that!