Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[BY Bob]

The Roosting Walk of Shame

Everyone knows that there is a distinct pecking order at Fluffy Butt Acres. Sansa at times stands somewhat outside the pecking order because of her friendship with Queen Lilly.

We have all seen Sansa going all Lilly at roosting time forcing Sydney and Phyllis off the roost.

Lilly really doesn't enforce things like she used to and Hattie has never really been a pecking order enforcer. She enforces order with a look.

That means that the one hen you do not want angry with you is Aurora. Add to that she is big. Nearly Hattie's size. And worst of all, that girl is crazy!

Well our resident meany must have done something to anger Aurora. She got singled out tonight at roost time. Aurora was not upset with Phyllis or Sydney, nope, just Sansa. And Lilly does not help at roosting time. Sansa is on her own.

Bad news for Sansa.

Aurora kept her off the roost until it was too dark for Sansa to get up. Thus Sansa was reduced to the Roosting Walk of Shame.

This is where she is sleeping tonight.

 

[BY Bob]

"Hey Phyllis, I have a whole bush full of flowers, (And bees). Do you want to scratch up some worms with me?"
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Mrs BY Bob needs to know who would be chaperoning any such time together. Phyllis is not permitted unchaperoned assignations. Once she is assured that everything will be proper then Phyllis can decide whether she wants to come or not.

Phyllis is whispering in my ear, "please please I want to go. I love worms and Blu is dreamy."

 

[BY Bob]

Oh dear... I have broody sagas. The bantams have moved it to a new level...
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Is it mean if I laugh?

 

[BY Bob]

Oh no - I can barely keep up with all of your threads - so I really can't imagine having the time to be a good host!
Also, you are all so welcoming on your threads - as long as you are all OK I will keep hanging out with all of you.
I did start a thread when I first joined around the Chicken Palace build - I will update it at some point so I have a full set of pictures of the design.

Please, you are always welcome here.

 

[Ribh]

The Roosting Walk of Shame

Everyone knows that there is a distinct pecking order at Fluffy Butt Acres. Sansa at times stands somewhat outside the pecking order because of her friendship with Queen Lilly.

We have all seen Sansa going all Lilly at roosting time forcing Sydney and Phyllis off the roost.

Lilly really doesn't enforce things like she used to and Hattie has never really been a pecking order enforcer. She enforces order with a look.

That means that the one hen you do not want angry with you is Aurora. Add to that she is big. Nearly Hattie's size. And worst of all, that girl is crazy!

Well our resident meany must have done something to anger Aurora. She got singled out tonight at roost time. Aurora was not upset with Phyllis or Sydney, nope, just Sansa. And Lilly does not help at roosting time. Sansa is on her own.

Bad news for Sansa.

Aurora kept her off the roost until it was too dark for Sansa to get up. Thus Sansa was reduced to the Roosting Walk of Shame.

This is where she is sleeping tonight.
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Oh dear... And you didn't put her up on a roost so she didn't have to bear the shame...?

 

[Ribh]

Is it mean if I laugh?

 

[RoyalChick]

Please, you are always welcome here.

Thank you!

 

[BY Bob]

Oh dear... And you didn't put her up on a roost so she didn't have to bear the shame...?

I did not. She is sleeping in the nest.

 

[MaryJanet]

I did not. She is sleeping in the nest.

I wonder how many schemes for revenge are burning in her heart

 

[BY Bob]

I wonder how many schemes for revenge are burning in her heart

Sydney and Phyllis are going to have rough days tomorrow.

It all flows down the pecking order.