"yes, you're covered for accidental damage. What happened? "
"well I've got these online chicken friends, you see, and they were showing pictures of their sweet hennies inside their houses, so I invites mine in, forgetting the robovac was running. Anyway, I answered the phone and when I hung up 30 minutes later... "
"..."




The sad part is I can so totally hear me saying this, absolutely straight faced...
