Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[Shadrach]

Here we go! Both together.
Wrold is the darker bird. She seems a little shyer.
Alpia is more adventurous.
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I'm going to have to stop reading this thread. I can feel a Campine addiction coming on.

 

[RoyalChick]

I think I'm going to post a few pictures of humans. Perhaps we could all come to an agreement on a SOP for them and get on with a breeding program.
I keep telling the chickens here they don't meet any standards. They give me one of those looks, deposit a pile of shite at my feet and go off muttering that that Bucket Boy could do with some cosmetic improvements.

Well, if you look at the ads for the hot Russian dates you would imagine we have already established the SOP for humans. I think 'pneumatic' is the descriptor. I will stop before I get thrown off the site.

 

[LozzyR]

Did you lay still until they got down on their own? If so, it counts.

Yes I did, so that’s awesome! They also pecked at my shoes.

 

[RoyalChick]

I'm going to have to stop reading this thread. I can feel a Campine addiction coming on.

I know, I am having the same reaction. But then I get that with almost any of the chicken pics you guys post - I think my personal chicken wish-list would now fill 10 Chicken Palaces! But then I hang out with Maggie, Elizabeth and Diana and I realize how beautiful they are too.

 

[Shadrach]

Well, if you look at the ads for the hot Russian dates you would imagine we have already established the SOP for humans. I think 'pneumatic' is the descriptor. I will stop before I get thrown off the site.

Thankfully I don't get any adds.

 

[Ribh]

I'm going to have to stop reading this thread. I can feel a Campine addiction coming on.

Not much different all told to a Fayoumi-& I believe you're the man that wanted those!

 

[Shadrach]

Not much different all told to a Fayoumi-& I believe you're the man that wanted those!

I'm kind of partial to Italian women but I wouldn't want them all to look the same. Some behaviour modificationns might not be a bad idea though.

 

[Ribh]

I'm kind of partial to Italian women but I wouldn't want them all to look the same. Some behaviour modificationns might not be a bad idea though.

What? You don't like your women flighty?

 

[Shadrach]

Not much different all told to a Fayoumi-& I believe you're the man that wanted those!

I want lots of things but I haven't reached that point of arrogance yet where I believe I know better than nature.

 

[Shadrach]

What? You don't like your women flighty?

I was thinking of less talkative tbh.