Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[WhoDatChick]

Doo dee doo I'm ByBob!
Doo dee doo who wants a coffee clatch?!

 

[BY Bob]

So does this crazy roo! Say HI BLU.

Hi Blu.

 

[BY Bob]

Hey Phyllis, do you think I would look good in a gold beak ring? Says BLU, BOK-BOKView attachment 2370790

No, I prefer my beaus to have clean beaks. Besides your break is so handsome why would you ruin it? Bawk Bawk

 

[BY Bob]

Doo dee doo I'm ByBob!
Doo dee doo who wants a coffee clatch?!

Your chicken dialog is on point again!

 

[BY Bob]

Anything but Steevie Nicks. (Feetwood Mac) Her voice sounds like a goat.

Whoa! Somewhere Stevie Nicks just felt a chill breeze.

 

[BY Bob]

It's funny because it's the antithesis of Bob

Should I be flattered by this humor? I think I will choose to be flattered.

I thought she sort of looked like a rooster standing there. Her stance was eerily similar to Jabberwocky's when he stood on the chair.

 

[BY Bob]

Oh goodness. The Little Princesses are sleeping squished up between Maggie and Elizabeth!
I can’t imagine anyone is actually happy with that arrangement!
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How did that happen! O the poor things.

 

[RoyalChick]

How did that happen! O the poor things.

I dread to think what will happen in the morning! The only saving grace is Maggie did get her favorite spot up against the wall.
I think it happened because the Little Princesses have taken to flying across the width of the Palace and landing on the roost just anywhere rather than marching up the ladder and along the roost in sequence - which is obviously the right and proper way for a Princess to go to bed. This flying thing messes up the orderly parade because they land 'out of order'!

 

[featherhead007]

I dread to think what will happen in the morning! The only saving grace is Maggie did get her favorite spot up against the wall.
I think it happened because the Little Princesses have taken to flying across the width of the Palace and landing on the roost just anywhere rather than marching up the ladder and along the roost in sequence - which is obviously the right and proper way for a Princess to go to bed. This flying thing messes up the orderly parade because they land 'out of order'!

Add a red carpet to the stairs. Problem solved!

 

[featherhead007]

Add a red carpet to the stairs. Problem solved!

On the ladder