Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[RoyalChick]

We all know I'm not the scientist on these threads so enlighten me, Shad: If chickens aren't birds because they don't fly properly what happens to emus, kiwis, ostriches, penguins, cassowaries et al? Are they not birds either? I don't think you could classify any of them as fowl...

Not to complicate things. But who exactly is going to volunteer to explain to my Princesses (particularly Dotty) that chickens don’t fly?

 

[RoyalChick]

No vets near me at all (who will see chickens) closest is 50 miles away

Barely a hop in the plane!

 

[RoyalChick]

Chicken Tax.

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OMG - it is just too much! They are adorable. Can’t get enough of them.

 

[featherhead007]

Barely a hop in the plane!

It’s true, But have you ever been to Fresno municipal airport? What a mess (no parking either)

 

[RoyalChick]

I have absolutely never spent 1 iota of time worrying about Henry's wives let alone picked a favorite. I feel like I have missed out on something here.

I was having a similar thought. Given I am a servant in a palace however maybe I should educate myself a bit more.

 

[RoyalChick]

The way to remember what happened to each one is this rhyme:
divorced, beheaded, died,
divorced, beheaded, survived.

Oh yes I remember that!

 

[featherhead007]

Oh yes I remember that!

Only one I know, is “Thirty days, has September, April, June and November.............and so on!

 

[RoyalChick]

Only one I know, is “Thirty days, has September, April, June and November.............and so on!

Yeah, and that is as far as I remember until I surface at ‘save February alone which has ....’ and then I lose it again!

 

[featherhead007]

“Can’t we all just get along?”
Yes we can!

 

[RoyalChick]

“Can’t we all just get along?”
Yes we can!
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Love that picture!