Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[LozzyR]

Sorry if I’m being a dolt. What are sultanas?

You don’t get sultanas over there? Dried grapes, like raisins but smaller.

 

[RoyalChick]

You don’t get sultanas over there? Dried grapes, like raisins but smaller.

I thought they were larger - shows what I know!

 

[LozzyR]

Maybe that's your musical influence transfering to the hens.

They had quite a beat going, didn’t they!

 

[LozzyR]

I thought they were larger - shows what I know!

Raisins are also sticky, whereas sultanas aren’t. And currants are smaller again!

 

[rural mouse]

… I can contribute a 1$ dollar. (now where is the bill changer on this device?) or do you accept credit cards?

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(That’s what I tell to all the telemarketers)

Have you tried answering with:
Political donations hotline. Which party would you like to donate to?


Tax

 

[rural mouse]

You could use 4x4 blocks fastened to your shoes? (Just thinking outside the box)

Extra weight slows the reflexes.

 

[rural mouse]

Only fluff pic able to get this week... mugs on the other hand...have to wait for Monday....(aren't I a stinker?)

 

[featherhead007]

Extra weight slows the reflexes.

Then only drive, where there’s no one else on the road! (Do I have to think of everything?) …..

 

[featherhead007]

I’m happy. I have my afternoon cup of Coco, laying here on my chest, legs spread out, wings unfolded, and is letting me text on this iPhone! She’s so relaxed, and her eyes are closed. (It’s a tough life, being one of my hens!)

 

[ChicoryBlue]

It's Friday Night and the Feeling's Right

Well it's not actually night time but it is Fluffy Bum time!

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Sorry everyone and your beautiful fluffy butts, but Phyllis steals the whole photo shoot for me with that ballet-twirl / gymnastics-stuck-landing pose in the first pic