I have mine lobster one day they were very gratefulThe chickens: “oh no daddy, chopped steak again for breakfast?”
Me: “Yes, steak again so what!”
The chickens: “”
Me: “you total ingrates!”
I both appreciate and am terrified of spiders. I am getting better, and generally relocate offending spiders in the house. I have been allowing the cellar spiders to freely breed and the colony is expanding from the bathroom through the trailer. But that one crossed the line, which is generally skin contact. That gets a swat, as will hanging at face height in the trailer or descending from the ceiling. I felt a little sorry, as the barn isn’t really my home, but it ran across my face! I’m living with at least a dozen spiders if not more in here. I sort of miss Hoppy and the “extra spicy” snacks. The big bodied garden spiders were her favourite, and when I would find them across a path I walked I would lift her up to eat them (to avoid bites and screaming and clothes tending moments when I forget there’s a quarter sized arachnid across a high traffic area!) also the chickens absolutely love them, especially the black widows, which are very pretty and usually I only encounter when moving lumber piles or feed pans outside.
Best escargot is a French import. Best wine is from Napa Valley CA. (Beat out the Italian wineries)I have mine lobster one day they were very grateful
I remember many many years ago (like 35+ yrs ago haha), a friend and I bought a tin of escargot... They were horrible! So we threw them out to her chickens... They wouldn't eat them either hahaha! That was my introduction the chickens
There are feral peacocks (edit: not turkeys, I was thinking of the store turkeys see follow up post) in my cousins neighborhood of Surrey BC, very loud at times… I often threaten to expand my poultry to include them… recently whenever the “awful pet goats” thing comes up I now start talking about Emus… someone on our little Island tried farming emus once, for meat. Apparently the catching and processing was quite the adventure… I even found a local supplier meat Duncan, only about 8 hours away round trip if I get lucky with the ferries…
They don’t like steak? Are you sure you have chickens? I swear sometimes I catch mine looking at the cows plotting how they could take one down. “Ok tribe, we may be small… but we have that beef outnumbered and surrounded… it’s just like the mouse steaks, only a little bigger”The chickens: “oh no daddy, chopped steak again for breakfast?”
Me: “Yes, steak again so what!”
The chickens: “
Me: “you total ingrates!”
I respect spiders but I do not like them. They are not permitted inside. If they are outside I leave them alone unless they land on me. Then they can't die fast enough.
I was thinking about that with @featherhead007's post - why bother 'chopping' their steak? I am confident in their ability to tear it to pieces on their own. Mine get venison today.
I chop it up, so everyone gets some
You know, I was going to say "I just love those big girls' bottoms"
...then I realized that that could get me a lawsuit & hate mail in the wider world, 
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