Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[Ponypoor]

Twofer Tuesday!
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Why on earth are the chickens on a trailer full of nasty spikey wood? Because I was unloading it… sometimes I worry I might be getting a little large on the burn pile. DH said “that is THE LAST load you are putting on that until we light it!” As you can see I’m still making it bigger here… I don’t thing he realized just how much junk I got on that trailer!View attachment 3018846
Of course I had even more help, the whole way through unloading… the only reason you don’t see 60 some odd chickens in that shot above is they all followed me away from the trailer “the human is walking towards the treat bucket!!! Better than junk wood scavenging, quick follow her!”View attachment 3018848
It’s frustrating trying to unload with so many helpers trying to get underfoot. I need to get enough wood on this one to actually melt the glass and metal down decently, my last attempt yielded junk like this… if at first you don’t succeed, add more wood, gasoline, and try again! View attachment 3018851

Too bad you can't wait till Guy Fawkes day have that bonfire...

 

[RoyalChick]

I was gone for an hour or two, but we’re still talking about kissing fish (I love it)

Can everyone please pay their fish-kissing taxes promptly.

 

[LozzyR]

Can everyone please pay their fish-kissing taxes promptly.

Scroll to the end for the fish-kissing.

 

[Ribh]

I leave it alone. It comes and goes. I think it is like dry skin. They don't like me messing with their combs. Daisy, the greatest hen ever, especially did not like having this beauty of a comb messed with so I learned to respect her wishes.

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I love combs that flop over!

 

[RoyalChick]

Scroll to the end for the fish-kissing.

No no no! I mean chicken pictures. I don’t know how or why we got into kissing fish but it definitely is an ‘off topic’ taxable event.

 

[RoyalChick]

I love combs that flop over!

Me too!
Nowhere near rivaling Daisy (GHE) but still not bad. A younger Maggie.

 

[LozzyR]

No no no! I mean chicken pictures. I don’t know how or why we got into kissing fish but it definitely is an ‘off topic’ taxable event.

Aww, ok then.

 

[RoyalChick]

Aww, ok then.

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So cute and fluffy!

 

[rural mouse]

Can everyone please pay their fish-kissing taxes promptly.

 

[Ponypoor]

Can everyone please pay their fish-kissing taxes promptly.

@BY Bob see what I started?

And they are not looped in so they have no context as to our comments...

Maybe you can give everyone a 'Coles Notes' version as to the context

Tax:

Old Penelope and her chick Dorothy hogging the sunny patch looks like she is going to be a 'boss mare' like her mama. It was hilarious watching dorothey slowly sink down and sleep with her eyes closed