Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[Ponypoor]

It’s Sunday. Get the naughty people drunk, take their keys, move the vehicles and then relax!

Nope - dry camp - no booze!

I was going to park my truck length wise so they couldn't get out - but they left. The maintenance guy put the saw-horse with the NO PARKING sign back in place - and just this minute, buddy came back - saw the saw-horse put back up, he turned his truck around and left!

These guys are going to drive me batty!

There is something called the Pareto Law (or 80/20 rule) - simply put is states 80% of issues are caused by 20% of people. Or - there is always 1 in a crowd hahaha! Oh in this case a few in a gaggle of workers.

 

[Ponypoor]

Chiquita still says no touching her marshmallows.
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They have been digging. Why Chiquita, Goose had such a perfect little nest in there.
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Oh they are so cute

You are just putting me in such a dilemma ! The more I see the wee ones the more I want to put chicks under my broodies and now that you have done it successfully I am more keen to do so than ever

 

[bgmathteach]

Acetaminophen (Tylenol) and ibuprofen (Motrin) together are very effective. Perhaps you could use them as bridge medicine between doses of the big stuff.

Medical tax

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I see what you did there!

Talking about 'big stuff' and you bring out the 'big guns'

Nicely done!!

 

[Ponypoor]

It’s Sunday. Get the naughty people drunk, take their keys, move the vehicles and then relax!

I wanted the maintenance guy to put a couple of those concrete jersey barriers in place of the wooden saw-horse - locking buddy's truck back there hahahaha!

 

[bgmathteach]

Don't Mess with Momma Turkey
RedTailed Hawk loses.

Love how she flies after it! And she has that 'broody momma' poof when she returns to the chicks, these are mine - better watch out for the biting, pecking, flying momma beast!!!!

 

[Ponypoor]

Don't Mess with Momma Turkey
RedTailed Hawk loses.

Whoa Nelly! I would not have been so calmly video taping that!

Mama is a wonderful mama! She was going to take that hawk down!

 

[rural mouse]

Any suggestions?

Jersey giants, including roo. Known as gentle giants for good reason, but great defenders of the bloodline too. Hamburg for tiny/agile/alert birds, great aerial alerts.

 

[rural mouse]

Jersey giants, including roo. Known as gentle giants for good reason, but great defenders of the bloodline too. Hamburg for tiny/agile/alert birds, great aerial alerts.

@RoyalChick neither are known as prolific egg layers. The giants aren't supposed to start laying until at least 6 months either.

 

[bgmathteach]

Any suggestions?

Something in the velociraptor genetic line!

 

[featherhead007]

It’s cold out here. I’m bringing my cup of Coco inside to warm me up!