Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[BY Bob]

Christmas cuddles. Happy holidays, friends.
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That is so lovely. Merry Christmas!

 

[LaFemmeKatia]

Butch the Rooster

Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.
Sarah's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but one day she noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When she went to investigate, she saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
To Sarah's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one.
Sarah was so proud of old Butch, she entered him in a Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Peace Prize" they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.
Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?

This is excellent!!!! Hahaha!
I am so stealing this!

 

[BY Bob]

Butch the Rooster

Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.
Sarah's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but one day she noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When she went to investigate, she saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
To Sarah's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one.
Sarah was so proud of old Butch, she entered him in a Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Peace Prize" they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.
Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?

And because it was a chicken story, NO TAX!

 

[BY Bob]

The Best Christmas Present Ever!!

My ladies woke up to there favorite present for Christmas this morning. The torrential rains over Christmas Eve had destroyed the evil white stuff. A day of free ranging without any snow was all they wanted for Christmas.

 

[Pentatonchix]

merry christmas...and happy fluffy butt friday!!

fluff courtesy of buffy

 

[BY Bob]

I Forgot it was Friday too.

Happy Friday!

 

[HappyClucker7]

Merry Christmas!

 

[BY Bob]

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas.

 

[Aussie-Chookmum]

That looks like a very interesting book. Please review it for us.

Merry Christmas.

We may be waiting a while. I haven't finished with my birthday chicken books yet!

 

[Aussie-Chookmum]

You realise you are now our go-to for chicken illnesses.

Uh oh.

I better start reading!